Behold. The magical wonderment of the Mohawk Mullet.
No, it's not a mythical being. It lives and breathes.
Like a wild unicorn prancing on the meadows of Atlantis.
This is just an artist's rendering of the magic witnessed by Carrie,
Trish, and myself. We saw it at our favorite Mexican Eatery,
ironically named...El Chupacabra.