I have a new enemy.
Forget bookselling, and reading.  Forget crafting and the mittens.  And definitely forget law school.  Killers albums will go unheard, James Mcavoy movies unwatched, and I never will find out what happens to that ragtag band of humans on Battlestar Galactica.  Buy as many Kindles as you want, put every bookstore out of business; that's someone else's battle.   I'm packing up my things, buying an uzi and going on the hunt for douchebag.
I clench my fist in anger!  Two years of my life for this country...and what have you done Glenn Beck?  You fat fuck.